Tailgating with Modern Convenience

Looking to get out in the beauty of nature without living in the filthy wilderness? Craving the comforts of modern luxury and the freedom of the open road? Or perhaps you’re looking to camp out in the football stadium parking lot and be the envy of every tailgater within sight? Boy, do I have the trailer for you. This baby quite literally has it all: -indoor shower with hot water to wind down before bed, or an outdoor shower to wash off the beer a rival fan “accidentally” spilled on you. -two TVs (and an AppleTV device upon request) with surround sound throughout the interior to drown out those noisy, noisy birds. -external TV mount to be the talk of the parking lot. Or the forest, now that I think about it. -outdoor cooking station where you can flex the skills you learned from Hell’s Kitchen on those deer that won’t leave you alone. -stylish indoor kitchen with gas stovetops, microwave, portable oven, refrigerator, and freezer, where you can privately admit that the contestants on Hell’s Kitchen makes it look far easier than actually it is. -cool-gel memory foam full queen bed to make you forget about that worn old mattress you have at home, with a secret stash of closet space right under the mattress for any smuggling jobs you definitely won’t be using this for. -cozy hangout & dining area that can Transformers-style Mighty Morphin’ Time into a secondary bed. Guaranteed to put your IQ to the test! -all windows and both sun roofs (rooves?) open wide to welcome in whatever smells you happen to be surrounded by in your environ of choice. -back awning and side awning to shield you from the devious melanoma-inspiring rays of the Sun while you’re kicking back in the dirt. If I haven’t sold you by now, take your internet traffic elsewhere. This beauty is only available for those with a refined taste for the experiences life has to offer. Apply now, and I’ll throw in a free high-five!